What is the name of the social media site used by the geometry buffs? It is known as the Parallelogram!ġ7.
Why could the geometry teacher not play the staff soccer match? This was because he had twisted his angles.ġ6. What spell did the witch put on the geometry professor to remove the evil spell off him? The witch said, "Hexagon!"ġ5. What was the reaction of the geometry teacher when he saw that his pet parrot had gone? He said, "Polygon!"ġ4. What do you call a geometric shape that has been completely destroyed? You call it a rectangle!ġ3. What should we call the geometry teacher who spent all his vacation at the seaside? You call him a tangent!ġ2. When the geometry teacher say that there was more than one l in the spelling, what did he say? He said that it was a parallel spelling!ġ1. Why are geometry teachers, such good musicians? This is because they know all about chords!ġ0. When the doctor asked the obtuse angle the reason behind its sadness, what did it say? It said, "I am sad because I can never be right!"ĩ. What could the acorn say when it finally had grown up? It said, "Geom-e-tree!"Ĩ. If geometry was considered to be a forest, then who would be the King of the forest? The king would undoubtedly be a line!ħ. What do geometry teachers do when it rains outside? They have no other option than to coincide!Ħ.
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Which is the mathematician who was also a great professional wrestler? Kurt Angle!ĥ. After a snowstorm, what are mathematicians known to do? They are known to construct snow angles!Ĥ. Why was the teacher taking longer than usual to explain circles? Because he was continuously going off on a tangent.ģ. What could the triangle say to the circle to defend his argument? The triangle told the circle that he was pointless.Ģ. Looking for an acute angle joke to tell in geometry class? Here you will find that perfect shape joke, that joke about angles, or even that circle joke that you know you have to tell in math class.ġ. If you are looking for more jokes and puns, take a look at these, Geometry puns and Math puns. So, without further delay, let's take a look at them! But here we have some really interesting and unique jokes, that are super acute. Jokes like 'Why shouldn't you talk to circles?' or 'What did the triangle say to the circle?' are very common on the internet. These jokes include shape jokes, jokes about angles, circle jokes, triangle jokes and many more. Geometry can make for some hilarious jokes for math. Corny math jokes and a bit of math humor can make any boring maths class interesting and lively! Mathematical jokes include number jokes, calculus jokes, algebra jokes, trigonometry jokes, geometry jokes, angle jokes, and many more.
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